Poppets Play Old School

One day Algernon's Poppet sent Algernon out to play. He sent the other Poppets out too.

"We're going to play a game. It helps make your brain happy, because there's reading and rules and you have to have other beings to play with you."

"OK. Brains should be happy. What are the dice for?"

"They are the forces of chaos and the unexpected."

"There are so many!"

"There are some people who think that he who has the most dice wins."

"He who has the most forces of chaos and the unexpected wins? That doesn't sound very safe."

"I win"